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Natick Petitions the Politburo to Retain Its Deputy Security Commissar Past Mandatory Separation Age

☭ Official Decree of the Commonwealth Soviet

Natick Petitions the Politburo to Retain Its Deputy Security Commissar Past Mandatory Separation Age

The People’s Legislature has been asked to intervene in a local personnel matter: HD.6107 would authorize the town of Natick to continue employing Deputy Police Chief Brian Lauzon beyond the age at which state law would otherwise compel his separation from service.

Under Chapter 32 of the General Laws, mandatory retirement provisions govern public safety personnel across the Commonwealth Soviet. Lauzon’s continued employment requires explicit legislative dispensation — the kind that arrives only when a municipality decides a particular officer is sufficiently irreplaceable to warrant a trip to Beacon Hill. Natick has so decided. Local approval has been received.

Commissar David Paul Linsky, delegate of the 5th Middlesex district, carries the petition on behalf of his constituents. This is not an unusual errand; such hometown bills move through the Politburo with quiet regularity, noticed by no one, opposed by no one, and enacted as a matter of bureaucratic hygiene. The collective neither gains nor loses. One deputy chief keeps his desk.

Decree Rating: ☭ — The machinery of the state activates fully to tell one man he may continue showing up to work.
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